Fell off my bike and it got bent
Uh-oh... accident
Oh no, bike bent... accident!

Picked up the hammer and it hit my thumb
Uh-oh... accidumb
Oh no, poor thumb... accidumb!

Jumped in the lake with a flying leap
Uh-oh... accideep
Oh no, lake leap... accideep!

Chorus:
Skinned my knee, bumped my head
It's a wonder I live through
All the stupid things I accidently accidoo!

Fell on my lunch and it went squish
Uh-oh... accidish
Oh no, lunch squish... accidish!

Sat in the yard, got attacked by ants
Uh-oh... accidance
Oh no, ants in my pants... accidance!

Chorus

Took me a bath and I ate the soap
Uh-oh... accidope
Oh no, ate soap... accidope!
This is the way my day is spent
Uh-oh... accident
Oh no, day spent - I don't want no more accident!